So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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