All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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