So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
how do flat chested girls get laid?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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