He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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