I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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