He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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