tell your sister to shave her snatch
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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