I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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