i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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