Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
only if we run a train.
done.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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