New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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