Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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