glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He has the fingertips of a God
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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