You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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