It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
accomplished twins. life is a go
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You need a sexual gate keeper
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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