He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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