is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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