And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
