is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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