I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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