Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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