I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Found the puke drawer
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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