Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize