make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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