he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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