it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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