Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.

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(631): View more from New York

I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.

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(415): View more from California

Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.

(503): View more from Oregon

Cooked or uncooked?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.

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27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
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(916): View more from California

The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.

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(727): View more from Florida

I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.

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