she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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