Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.