Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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