And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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