just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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