if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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