my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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