I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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