lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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