I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
