what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
