Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
