their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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