FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
