U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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