He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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