She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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