What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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