I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
is wine microwaveable?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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