This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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