how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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