I showed him my bush... on skype.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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