he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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