he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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