There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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