How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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