i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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