Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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