Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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