he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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