is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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