Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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