i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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