I think im going to throw up on grandma
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize