her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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