It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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